If you told me 5 years ago I'd be living in France for two months, sniffing lavender at a market on the French Rivera, and working at a cooking school run out of Julia Child's house...I'd have told you to fuck off. That's just a pipe dream. I'm too busy to take vacations. I don't even have time to leave my desk to heat up my Lean Cuisine. And I'd be too worried about getting fat to enjoy it.